I don’t drink that much any more.  And even when I did it was never to the point of being completely bombed.  A few times I was close admittedly.  But even on my WORST night, give me 20 more drinks, I don’t care HOW inebriated I would be, there’s no chance in HELL I’d use this:

Urinal Headrest!

urinal headrest

Something to say?