Archive for April 2nd, 2008

I guess

Posted by eugene on April 2nd, 2008

Perfect accessory for this paparazzi generation.  Partly, I’m too cool for this photograph.  Partly, I don’t consent to the paps.  Good on a lot of levels.

black bars
Buy them here.

My new favorite NBA player

Posted by eugene on April 2nd, 2008

Is Channing Frye of the New York Knickerbockers.  His “cons” of being tall:

Cons

  • Growing up I could never get any of the cool shoes in my size
  • No matter what I wear, unless it’s a basketball jersey, I feel like it’s just not made for people my size (I personally just make it look good)
  • Even though small cars are cool I can’t fit comfortably in any of them. I try and save the earth by conserving gas but I can’t fit in a Subaru or Honda, so I ride in a realy simple Tahoe. I try to do my part.
  • No matter what seat I have on an airplane, unless it’s the team plane, NOTHING is comfortable — absolutely nothing. It’s a mental battle the whole trip trying to keep my knees from the people in front of me smashing them with their seats. I mean, seriously, do you not see the 7-ft man behind you? Do you think it’s cool to slam your chair back on our 330-hr flight?

Other than that, I mean, there really aren’t any other cons. Being tall is great. I love it and wouldn’t change it in the world.

Hilarious.  The blog post with the full list here.