So there’s a new cocktail tomato: the STRAMATO! Some Frankfruit, genetically engineered monstrosity (just kidding, I’d eat them) that is the ungodly lovechild of a strawberry and a tomato. Who’s sweetness not only tops other cocktail tomatoes, it is simply off the charts, immeasurably sweet! Not just off the charts, but break the m-f’in’ chart all to hell with the ever rising level of sweetness. (Actually doesn’t sound all that good anymore).