Category Archives: Entertainment

This is my new test

Unless given a recommendation, I can NEVER select books.  Too many choices.  How does one go into a bookstore (or amazon), and even if they know a genre/subject/etc., pick a book?  Well thanks to Marshal McLuhan (assist to Kottke) I have my process.

Turn to page 69 of any book and read it. If you like that page, buy the book.

Schumi is rich

And fast.  And the best cabbie.

Michael Schumacher taxis himself to the airport.

So the man flies in his private jet from Switzerland to Germany to buy a puppy!  Tips a cabbie $146.72 tip on an $88.03 fare (BTW, what kind of crazy fare system do they have over there that your fare can end with pennies?  Converting to euros doesn’t answer my questions as in euros its 59.88.  Oh and does Schumi really round his change to the nearest quarter?  Why not a full dollar?  Seriously a total of $234.75?  Schumi can’t give the man a full $235?).  Isn’t there some sort of liability for a cabbie to let a passenger drive?  Not to say if I was driving Schumi that I wouldn’t let him drive, rules or not.

Is this ridiculous or spot on?

I actually have no idea.

Push presents, a phenomenon I had no awareness of, apparently are a big deal.  I vacillate between finding it utterly ridiculous and thinking it’s the right thing to do.  I think an expectation of it is probably what puts me off, or perhaps the expectation of some sort of jewelry or something.  Should the baby be enough?  Yeah, I think so.  Does that preclude some sort of gift?  No it doesnt.  Still, there are few occasions when I find it acceptable to expect a gift, birth of a child isn’t one of them.

Urban injuries

HUGE umbrellas give a poke in the eye.

So golf umbrellas (or any umbrella over 58″) have become very popular for everyday use.  Mostly sold to men (no big surprise there).  And not necessarily because of big, but a lot of people are getting injured by careless umbrella use in cities.  But let me tell you, an umbrella could poke my entire eye out, but no way I’d let the other person just walk off.  I’d pick up my eyeball and then chase them down (bumping into everyone because with one eye I lack depth perception) and beat them.

Celebration of “real”

Land’s End catalog = new porn.

The Lands’ End fall catalog is porn for the heartsick man. Who thought sixty pages of stylish-yet-practical clothing would employ models who are disturbing approximations of the lovely thirty-something woman who doesn’t want to put up with your shit anymore?…

These are images more invasive than any Victoria’s Secret spread, because they don’t inspire lust. This is a pornography of regret, and the longer you stare, the more seductive it becomes. These sixty pages are a self-pity trap; any sane lonely man would do well to avoid them…

You have to look closer to see what truly makes the models special, though, what elevates them above Victoria’s Secret: they have wrinkles around their eyes. These women have laugh lines, taut necks, and that slight tummy that can be so, so sexy. These are not the airbrushed dolls of ignorant fantasy. These women are real.

Now I don’t know how realistic these women are.  Of course more realistic than the non-human hotness that are VS models, but still these women are still too good looking, too thin, etc. to represent the real woman.  I’ve not seen a Land’s End catalog in awhile (not one I get), but from the article, this woman’s pretty hot.

land's end model

Need help achieving your goals?

Put some money on it.

Coming soon a website (StickK) that lets you do it.  Set a goal, if you don’t achieve you pay a set amount (payment to go to charity).  The example they give is weight loss.  Regardless of what the goal is, this is perfect for me.  I’m at my best, most disciplined self when something’s actually on the line.  And my money is a pretty good motivating factor.  In any money based competition (e.g. recently had a bet with some buddies who could lose the most weight in a month, $50/head into the pool, winner takes all… yes I won, I CRUSHED), I get as much satisfaction from keeping my money as I do from getting the winning money.