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Movie review: Mongol

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[Short review of this, might do more detailed one later.]

Mongol tells the tale of the rise of Genghis Khan. I thought this movie was excellent and made me want to watch the following installments (Mongol is the first of a planned trilogy chronicling the life of Genghis Khan).

The performances were all excellent. I thought a lot was portrayed with very little dialogue. The cinematography was gorgeous, even if the picture quality was mixed throughout. I had some problems with some of the time jumps. The movie did a decent job of establishing how the future Genghis got followers on a basic level, but jumps from him having 2-3 followers to a few years/months later having a whole army. I think no matter how fair a leader is, it takes a bit more to convince that many to follow him. I just wish it had shown more of that process.

Additionally, this movie, while telling the tale of Genghis’s childhood and rise to adulthood and khan, it definitely felt like the first part of a series. I think the movie stands on its own as a movie, but given the time cuts mentioned above, it just felt like it was lacking something. Knowing it’s part of a series explains that. I definitely want to see the next two movies.

Movie review: Ip Man

A biopic about the first master to teach Wing Chun kung fu openly. His most famous student, at least here, is Bruce Lee. Don’t know if I can really review this movie as it was subtitled, but I don’t think the subs were the official subs. That said, Donnie Yen was amazing in this movie. Beyond the martial arts, he was excellent, showing great subtlety of emotion.

The movie itself was mixed to me. There were a few timeshifts that were explained with the use of title cards or whatever the technical term is for them. However, even beyond that, it really seemed like this was two separate stories connected by a few strings, including the main character. As a result, there were many subplots that seemed shortchanged/shoe horned into the movie. This really took away from the movie, even though many of these subplots really could’ve added to the movie.

I think it would almost go without saying that the fight choreography is just beautiful. From the first fight to the last, just gorgeous to behold. If you are a fight film fan, this movie will not disappoint. Even the 10 on 1 scene is amazing. This is what multi-participant fights should look like. Not the computer generated crap like you saw in things like the matrix.

The audience for this movie is specific, but if you are in that audience, you will not be disappointed.

Movie review: Seven Pounds

I’ve not read a single good review of this movie. Just one comment on Twitter that it was okay. Other than that it was universally panned. You know what? Not so bad. Was it heavy-handed? Yes. Was it obvious what was going to happen about 2 minutes in? Yes. Will Smith’s performance was a little uneven, but I think there were a lot of commendable bits.

Will Smith is a man looking for people to help in a quest for redemption. He observes the individuals to make sure they are good people. He helps them in various ways once deciding they are worthy.

I think the movie rightly focused on the Will Smith/Rosario Dawson relationship, but I think the Will Smith/Woody Harrelson relationship got too much screen time, at the expense of other more worthy relationships, like the one between Will Smith and Michael Ely (in the role of Will’s brother) and the one between Will and Barry Pepper (Will’s character’s best childhood friend). Actually, if you ask me, cut out Woody altogether and just add these other two relationships.

The movie’s central relationship between Will and Rosario worked to a degree. I think Will had more chemistry with Rosario than many of the other female leads in his other movies. I thought Rosario did a great job, as usual.

For what it’s worth, I REALLY hated the last scene. It was just ridiculous bad and obvious. The only way it could’ve been worse if there was some party of all the people Will Smith helped.

All that said, I can’t say I’d tell anyone not to see Seven Pounds. It’s kind of an obvious movie, but that doesn’t make it necessarily bad.

Movie review: Taken

[Blu-ray]

This movie is action packed. Everyone says it’s what happens to Jack Bauer of 24 in 10 years or so and that is dead on. Liam Neeson plays a former CIA operative who gave up the life to try to create, or re-create, a relationship with his daughter.

Maggie Grace plays Neeson’s daughter who is kidnapped by gangsters as part of human trafficking ring. Neeson goes to get her back. Liam Neeson simply lays waste to everyone in his way. This movie isn’t particularly innovative, but it is action packed. In fact it’s pretty cliched, but it’s good in the way 24 was good early on.

This is a great role for Neeson. In fact, I think it’s the kind of role that I think Jason Statham will/should play in a few years. I realize this isn’t much of a review (neither was my last one), but this isn’t much of a movie other than a taut action thriller. If you’re into action movies, watch this flick.

Movie Review: Married Life

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This movie had no point. As far as I can tell it had no plot. I felt the performances were shallow because the characters were shallow. I almost feel bad putting affiliate links up in case people actually buy this movie. On IMDB someone compared it to “Closer” and I understand the sentiment, but no, this movie was terrible. It has four great actors in the lead roles, but they are absolutely wasted.

Movie review: The Visitor

Okay, so let me start by saying I don’t have a system for reviewing movies. I mean to say I don’t have a rating system. I guess I could just use the 5-star Netflix. Or a 10 scale system. Or thumbs up/thumbs down. But no, I think I’ll just write what I thought about the movie. So here we go… (I should note, I don’t do “after the jump” on this blog and I’m not posting huge bolded “spoiler warnings” prior to parts of the review that “spoil” things.) I made an Amazon affiliate account, so clicky click and help me out.

The Visitor [Blu-ray | DVD| Video On Demand]

I really enjoyed “The Visitor.” The plot is pretty straightforward. A lonely widower going through the motions of life happens across of illegal immigrants squatting in his New York apartment. He makes a connection with one of them (Tarek) via music, and his life is changed.

Richard Jenkins is a veteran character actor seen in many movies. He played the lead role of Walter Vale. I thought his work here was excellent, save one point. Vale’s transformation from the uptight, lonely guy to more than competent drummer seemed a little too seamless. You could argue that he was a natural drummer, had drumming in his heart, and all of that, but that doesn’t just fly for me. The growing friendship between Vale and Tarek is played out through small scenes of their time together. And by the time Tarek is deported, you can see Vale’s anger and confusion.

Haaz Sleiman as Tarek was excellent as well. His sunny disposition and joy about his music was refreshing. Tarek’s change while in the detention center was something to behold. You could see on Sleiman’s face how much being locked up was wearing on Tarek, how it was changing him. It was sad to see.

The performances by the female leads, Danai Jekesai Gurira (as Tarek’s girlfriend Zainab) and Hiam Abbass (as Tarek’s mother Mouna Khalil), were very strong as well. I thought Gurira did as much as she could with a fairly small role. I think any guy (and girl) could relate to the relationship between Zainab and Tarek. In what was given very small amounts of screen time, you saw a lot of their relationship and it was something I’m sure everyone can relate to.

Abbass as Mouna was excellent as well. She had the quiet strength of a woman who had a hard life. I didn’t quite buy the burgeoning relationship between Mouna and Vale, but it wasn’t outside the realm of possibilities.

The performances made this movie. I think it made the most of its run time. I can’t figure out if this movie needed another 10 minutes or so. Looking back on it, the movie was more of a photo album. You saw the progression of the relationships through specific moments in time, without the bits in between. I don’t know, for this movie at least, showing those in between bits would add to the movie. Usually I think it’s better to show the progression of relationships rather than flashpoints that show the end results. Here I think it worked fairly well.

I would recommend this movie.

New Hope

Tonight Barack Obama won the presidency. Come January 20, 2009 an African American will be the president of the United States of America. This is simply incredible.

My own origin story is not so remarkable or unique. And not to compare myself with our President-Elect but I, as much as he, do represent the American dream. Like millions of others.

My parents came to this country for a better life. They worked hard and put their children through school. They raised us to believe that we could be anything as long as we worked hard for it. And now here I am.

I grew up and, as is very likely the standard procedure, grew slightly more cynical. Despite being the realization of the American dream, despite believing that this country was at its base a meritocracy I never believed I’d see an African American president in my life (and I’m not that old). If you asked me a year ago I would’ve said the same thing. Even tonight, with the whole thing basically wrapped up before the polls even closed, I was nervous. Worried that underlying hate and prejudice would defeat Obama. But he won.

If you asked me a week ago I would’ve told you things looked good for the first black president. But I would’ve expressed my doubts about other types of presidents ever occurring during my lifetime: gay presidents, atheist presidents, physically handicapped presidents, even other minority presidents. Tonight I still have reservations, but now there is new hope.

This hope is just one of the things an Obama presidency represents. I still have doubts, buy now I also have hope.

My final shopping cart of Iraq money stuff

Call me greedy, but I kept $8.6 billion in walking around money.

Every NFL Franchise
$8,600,000,000

4 Race Track
$340,000,000

15 Manhattan Townhouse
$18,000,000

12 Hollywood movie
$150,000,000

4 Casino
$770,000,000

10 South Pacific Island
$38,900,000

Levees That Can Do the Job
$40,000,000,000

2 Porsche 911 Turbo
$126,200

Honolulu estate
$7,999,000

10 Winery in Napa Valley
$34,000,000

5 Air Force One
$325,595,000

4 Your Own Airport
$4,822,000,000

4 Oil Company
$16,400,000,000

3997 Feed a Starving Child
$2,160

4496 House a family
$60,000

4096 Protect Tropical Forests
$1,500

Help Prevent the Next Katrina
$14,000,000,000

3549 Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
$41,300,000

4006 Get On Board With Mass Transit
$150,000,000

5994 Feed the Poor
$1

Dracula’s Castle
$140,000,000

4 Lear Jet
$11,595,000

3 Yacht
$100,000,000

6 Buy the World a Coke
$6,500,000,000

Chewing Gum
$23,000,000,000

4 Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
$376,485

11 Jewlery
$8,500,000

Something to wear
$1,200,000,000

3996 Help Disabled Veterans
$10,000

1999 Buy a Goat
$150

3996 Women’s Small Business Kit
$40

2997 Adopt a Polar Bear
$100

3996 The Gift of Sight.
$33

4 Saleen S7
$395,000

5 Mansion in Beverly Hills
$165,000,000

20 Jackson Pollack painting
$142,700,000

20 Picasso painting
$113,400,000

5 Theme Park
$3,500,000,000

10 Super Bowl ad
$2,600,000

Wow, a real life post! What the Iraq war bought me

So a guy wrote a book about what the $1 TRILLION dollars spent on the Iraq war could’ve purchased (recent estimates have escalated that to $3 trillion apparently).  There were noble things like fund Social Security, pay off all college students’ credit card debt, double the cops on the street for 32 years, 1.9 million more teachers.  Crazy things like line all the highways of the US in 23.5c gold leaf, buy everyone on the planet an iPod (did not specify type in the article I read).  There was a link to a site where you could go on your own noble and crazy shopping spree.  Here’s what I bought before I got bored:

Every NFL Franchise
$8,600,000,000

4 Race Tracks
$340,000,000

5 Manhattan Townhouses
$18,000,000

6 Hollywood movies
$150,000,000

4 Casinos
$770,000,000

4 South Pacific Islands
$38,900,000

Levees That Can Do the Job
$40,000,000,000

2 Porsche 911 Turbos
$126,200

Honolulu estate
$7,999,000

5 Winerys in Napa Valley
$34,000,000

2 Air Force Ones
$325,595,000

2 Your Own Airports
$4,822,000,000

2 Oil Companies
$16,400,000,000

1000 Feed a Starving Child
$2,160

500 House a family
$60,000

100 Protect Tropical Forests
$1,500

Help Prevent the Next Katrina
$14,000,000,000

500 Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
$41,300,000

999 Get On Board With Mass Transit
$150,000,000

1998 Feed the Poor
$1

Dracula’s Castle
$140,000,000

2 Lear Jet
$11,595,000

3 Yacht
$100,000,000

Buy the World a Coke
$6,500,000,000

Chewing Gum
$23,000,000,000

4 Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
$376,485

6 Jewlery
$8,500,000

Something to wear
$1,200,000,000

OKAY OKAY, so not the most altruistic of spending.  But it’s annoying to put 500 homes in and see no difference essentially in your balance.  I haven’t closed my cart yet, so maybe I’ll keep tossing in homes for the less fortunate, feeding of starving kids, protecting of rain forests, etc etc etc til I’m zeroed out.  It might take all day.  I’ll post an update later.

What We Could Have Done With The Money – Rob Simpson (site)