Here’s what I tweeted on 2008-07-27:

  • http://twitpic.com/5k2h just gave monty a cut. He’s a sausage these days. Freaking carb filled dry dog food #
  • @ayn fo sho, but he’s a fatty! i do half dry half raw bc raw too much, and it’s potato starch based. he is fat! doggie atkins ftw! #
  • @tstarks33 i want sushi, burger, pizza, wings. only place to get all = strip club! #
  • http://twitpic.com/5k4v – @ayn toes!!!! warning pic of my toes, dont click if you dont want to see #
  • @chockenberry is there a way to click to directly see the tweet someone is replying to in my t’rrific timeline? #
  • @christmascarol i get them whenever i do steady state runs daily for more than 2 weeks or so. i’ve only ever lost 1 though #
  • Remote.app ftw while cleaning. Late start to the day #
  • raining cats and dogs… condo bbq in the penthouse party room anyways… #
  • @ayn i use the neutrogena with helioplex stuff. it’s good enough #
  • WORD, executive email carpet bomb of my att/iphone problems got me a response from att. i gave them some more info and they will contact me #
  • @ayn can’t be bothered to spend so much on something that i use so often. plus i think for stuff like that diff is min bw top and very good #
  • hmm, i’m paranoid, maybe the att email means they will target me and i’ll have nothing but problems from now on!!! #
  • @ayn no barney’s near me, there is a co-op though. meh, really dont want to end up spending a lot on sunscreen. what i got is good enough #
  • come on ebayers buy my iphone! haha #
  • Ack this back skin attracts dust be lint like mad and my tiny corner bumps = dust depor #
  • @peterrojas nice I want one but am holding off for them to include BT so I can toss my ps3 remote too #
  • @ayn fuck dude great!!!! #
  • Remote.app better for iTunes than apple tv #

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Here’s what I tweeted on 2008-07-26:

  • My replacement bodyguardZ delivered before my full body film even though ordered 2 days later #
  • poor man’s clean room for my third go round with wet film on back oh iphone 3g (2nd iphone 3rd attempt) #
  • and big ups to NLU for fast replacement shipping and F fullbodyfilms for SLOW shipping #
  • NLU replacement shipped 7.23 arrived today. fullbodyfilm shipped 7.22 nowhere to be seen #
  • testing twitter tools from my blog #
  • @ayn ream at&t for me! #
  • @pomodrunkard agree with you on TDK. it was good not great. it almost had several endings. i would watch again, but not as good as i wanted #
  • almost a perfect application of my iphone 3g rear skin #
  • i dont know if it was worth nearly 2 hours #
  • @LindsayG time to invest in a bigger crumpler! #
  • batman is george w. bush?!?! http://tinyurl.com/6ea7hk #
  • @gruber somewhere else? #
  • barghhhh. twitter work for me #
  • for me mad men doesn’t glamourize smoking or womanizing or sexism, etc etc etc. but it DOES make me want to drink a lot more #
  • full body film delivered today #

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Here’s what I tweeted on 2008-07-25:

  • @ayn me too! #
  • @ayn oh that’s it. i wasn’t going to, but tonight there will be a twitpic of my black toenails!!! #
  • @ayn i have bad biomechanics, it always happens to me. shoe size doesn’t matter, happened in bigger nimbus than current ones too #
  • @danbenjamin almond butternators? #
  • @ayn i HATE cutting monty’s nails. #
  • @ayn use a dremel! #
  • @ayn i think mine is in my parents’ garage in ATL or maybe in killeen #

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Seth Rogan on dogs and girlfriends

I’d imagine it applies to wives and dogs too.  I had a dog pre-then girlfriend, now wife, and I can attest to at least part of this:

“My girlfriend wants a dog more than anything in the universe,” Rogen says. (Her name’s Lauren; she’s a TV writer; they met before he was famous; they live together.) He’s managed to hold her off, for now, by saying they can get one if she lets him get a motorcycle, something he doesn’t even really want: “It had to be something,” he reasons, “that she really doesn’t want me to have.”

“No,” says Sandy Rogen firmly.

We talk about the pet thing, how it’s always a rehearsal for the having-kids thing. You think it’ll postpone the conversation, but—

“Yeah,” Rogen says. “It kind of evolves the conversation, right? Leslie Mann”—his Knocked Up co-star, and Judd Apatow’s wife—“told me that. She said, ‘Don’t get her a dog, or you’ll have to give her a baby.”

It’s late in the afternoon now, and Lauren’s here. She’s got enviable bone structure, a lot of brown curly hair. She finds Little Bear right away, sits in the hallway with Mark and Sandy with the dog on her lap.

“You’re so good,” she says. “You haven’t even tried to bite me once.”

Rogen sees this happening. He walks over, looking like a man who’s just realized he’s probably getting a dog soon, whether or not he wants one.

“Does it feel that different?” he says to Lauren, indicating the dog. “This is what it would be like.”

“No,” she says. “But I’m already touching you less.”

“I know,” Rogen says. “I’m already a third banana.”

He moves in closer; she pats his belly, reaches out to take his hand, but keeps an arm around the dog.

“It triangulates your relationship,” Sandy Rogen says.

My GF/Wife came post-dog, but now it’s already the two of them and then me.  And yeah, the dog gets more love than I do any day of the week.

Read the full profile of Seth Rogan in GQ or at GQ.

My iPhone ordeal tweets

I didn’t have wifi or cell service on 7/12 until post line.  You can follow me on Twitter here.

Way too lazy to format this right now.  Just a copy and paste.  Read from bottom up.

 

 

seoulfully @sorrydad yeah, they gave me a new sim. i did get discount pricing on both lines so att must’ve resolved that. i guess 7-10 bus. days for me 12:20 PM July 12, 2008 from web in reply to sorrydad

 

seoulfully after yet another 5am line, again no iphone. just directe 11:33 AM July 12, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully @sorrydad f-in’ awesome after your day long ordeal glad you got a resolution. wish me luck tomorrow (at at&t no less) 08:35 PM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific in reply to sorrydad

 

seoulfully @sorrydad congrats man, i’m at att uber early tomorrow to try all over again 07:25 PM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific in reply to sorrydad

 

seoulfully @sorrydad, i have a bricked G1. no 3g. no phone service. and att fucked so bad that i cant buy from apple and have to go to att tmr 06:53 PM July 11, 2008 from web in reply to sorrydad

 

seoulfully i dont have iphone 3g either 02:08 PM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully my G1 iphone bricked 02:07 PM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully @Veronica i used to write haikus instead of taking notes during law school. all were basically time moving slowly/why am i in law school ha 01:47 PM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific in reply to Veronica

 

seoulfully @ayn worst day ever… i’m going to call att again if they say i can have 2 i’ll sleep there probably, if not i doubt it 12:19 PM July 11, 2008 from web in reply to ayn

 

seoulfully unless i do the overnight thing, there’s no way i get an iphone within the next 7-10 days… sadly, i’m actually debating it 12:07 PM July 11, 2008 from web

 

seoulfully i had so much faith in the process, but my sitch is the exact clusterfuck ppl worried about with in store activations 11:23 AM July 11, 2008 from web

 

seoulfully att csr has no idea if (a) she can remove the bus. flag and (b) how soon it’ll refelct on my acct. att stores sold out already 11:20 AM July 11, 2008 from web

 

seoulfully when i created my family plan, some bozo at att put me down as a small business, hence my issues. even though my plan says family 11:17 AM July 11, 2008 from web

 

seoulfully not only do i NOT have an iphone 3g, i no longer have cell service to my current iphone 11:14 AM July 11, 2008 from web

 

seoulfully Btw I have no cell service right now any more 09:54 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Looks like no iPhone for me unless I go to AT&T store. Which means I need an extra body to do so. My faith = shattered 09:53 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

 

 

seoulfully This is a clusterfuck hard core. 09:30 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Miss at home activation 09:11 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Problems! Apple on phone with AT&T 09:05 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Buying 08:52 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully I’m in 08:48 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully I’m still not in. 6 from door 08:34 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully They seem to be letting in a rolling 5 08:27 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 13 08:27 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Second guy just rolled out with 2 08:24 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully First guy just walked out of store no cheering 08:23 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully I think pol in there getting set up after purchase 08:22 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Just me or does iPhone 2.0 software not like the curse words like 1.1.4 and earlier 08:21 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully 15 min in first person not out yet 08:15 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 12 08:11 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 11 07:46 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 10 07:30 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 9 07:21 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 8 07:06 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Fail on my part forgot to turn off alarm clock just got an angry call from the wife 06:42 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully News guy says great weather this weekend 06:13 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

 

 

seoulfully I’d put the average attractiveness of this line at a 4 and I’m including me 06:11 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 7 06:11 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Apple store employees filing in. Unless a lot of casual Friday only a handful look like they’re headed straight to work 06:08 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 6 05:59 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully 3g would be nice in the line for 3g muni wireless not cutting it 05:59 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Cig 5 05:54 AM July 11, 2008 from txt

 

seoulfully Here he is 05:46 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Cig 4! 05:45 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Kid said he’s been here since yesterday at 645! 05:42 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Paucity of apple gear. Tv guy asking the kid if all the kids these days have laptops and cellphones while making weirdo hand movements 05:41 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully I’m bored so many tweets I’ve been here like 10 minutes 3rd cig for the stonewashed head to toe wonder 05:38 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Little kid ftw getting interviewed by news channel 8! 05:35 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Based on what they have with them and how they look I’m 3rd after the group who was here overnight 05:33 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Entrepreneurial little tyke is greasing the tv guys with doughnuts 05:32 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully News channel 8 here I will NOT be on tv 05:31 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Dude behind me has a BB and one of the sprint iPhone killers 05:30 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Maybe 3 women in line. 05:30 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Mind you line is maybe 50 deep now. Argh fucking smoker is chain smoking 05:29 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Some little kid is trying to sell the seats of his friends. “I really don’t know if they’ll have that many phones” at apple store 05:28 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Smoker in the Texas/Tennessee tuxedo no less 05:25 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

seoulfully Good news I’m either in the first group at apple store or the start of the second bad news behind a smoker. 05:24 AM July 11, 2008 from twitterrific

 

Why AT&T sucks

Yes this is related to the iPhone 3G. No it doesn’t have to do with the activation issues. So here’s my (long) story.

I have a significant other, who recently became more significant. Great, good for me! So for SO’s birthday I decided to get her the new iPhone (as well as upgrade myself). Since she was now my significant other, we decided to put our phone lines on a family plan. We were/are both AT&T customers. She was on another family plan already. So we called AT&T and had them release her number for me. I called and added it to my account.

Now when you do this, you are supposed to get 30 days in which you are equipment upgrade discount eligible on the new line. So given the ridiculous subsidy price of the new iPhone, I was excited. Being an existing iPhone user, I was already eligible for the subsidized price. So we created the new family plan on 7/7. On 7/9 I check online, just in case, to make sure we are subsidy eligible. It says I am, her line is not! Okay, don’t get angry, just make the call to AT&T CS right? I called. And waited. Then when I finally got someone, the CSR acknowledged that I should have the discount given that I just took on the second line (which hadn’t been equipment upgraded since she started on that plan over 2 years ago). He wasn’t sure why my account said otherwise. I was put on hold as he talked to whatever department works on that. He finally came back and said there was nothing he could do but send aforementioned department an email and when they got back to him, he’d get back to me. I asked how long would this take? “I’m not sure.” “Will I definitely get the discount on this line before the time it says it is eligible for upgrade on the website or at least within the first 30 days of service, as I’m supposed to get?” “Yes.” So I get put on hold as he crafts the email to the other department as well as a confirmation email to me. He comes back saying he sent the email and would call me as soon as he receives an email back from said department.

Okay, at this point I’m not mad at AT&T so much as disappointed. It’s just annoying really, but hey, I can still get my iPhone right?

So on iPhone day I get up at 4:45 AM. I get to the Apple store by 5:20. At this point I’m about 35th in line. I wait and wait and wait and about 8:40 I finally get in. Heaven. (Oh just for kicks the guy directly in front of me smoked like 15 cigarettes while we were waiting.) So I decide to take the hit and buy one phone subsidized and one unsubsidized. But oh no, Apple’s having a hard time processing my account. Some error comes up. I get placed in the hands of a capable and helpful Apple employee. She gets on the phone with AT&T.

First AT&T CSR told the Apple employee that my account had the problem because a 2G SIM card was not compatible. (While I don’t have a 3G phone, yet, both my iPhone’s and the SO’s phone’s SIM cards are both AT&T 3G cards. That’s all they give out anymore.) To rectify this the AT&T CSR was going to manually in put the new SIM number off the phone. Great, easy peasy. So she does this but the transaction still doesn’t go through. Oh and now I no longer have phone service on my iPhone. I’m quite sure if I opened the iPhone 3G sitting there (who’s SIM was given to the AT&T CSR) it’d work for me. But I can’t buy it because Apple’s system is still kicking up an error. So we hang up and call another CSR. This one says there is nothing wrong with my account and the sale should go through. I call on another line to talk to AT&T and am told that nothing is wrong, but I have to go to an AT&T store because I’m “buying an AT&T service. Your phone might be Apple, but you have to buy in store because it’s OUR service you are using.” I hang up. The Apple employee calls another AT&T CSR. At the very least we are trying to get me phone service again. After much time on hold, the Apple store employee finds out that despite being on a normal family plan I am somehow classified as a small business account (meaning I have to go to AT&T to buy). We ask how I could be a small business account since I CERTAINLY did not sign up as one. The AT&T CSR is not helpful on this point. The AT&T CSR runs some sort of process to reverse the “upgrade” on my account so I can have service again and tells us that I have to re-activate my phone through iTunes. So the Apple employee looks at me sadly and says I have to go to AT&T to buy. So around 10:15 am, roughly 5 hours after I got to Apple, I walk out empty handed and still without cell service.

Two things about this point. First, AT&T has next to no stock. Currently EVERY Apple store in my area has stock and AT&T is sold out, but expects more today (7/12). Second, AT&T only allows one per body in line. Which is absolutely ridiculous (I’m raising hell until they let me buy two, especially given the TWO, relatively big issues they’ve caused me).

I go to my office and call AT&T. I’m hoping they can remove the small business designation on my account and I can just go to the Apple store over the weekend and buy my two phones. The CSR has no idea how it happened. Sees the first note on my account about the equipment upgrade problem. She thinks whoever set up my second line just accidentally checked a box or something. She puts me on hold as she talks to her manager. She comes back and tells me they cannot manually override the designation and she’ll have to send an email to the transfer of service department so I can go from being a small business to an individual responsibility user (on a family plan). I ask how long this will take. “7 to 10 days sir.” Come ON! REALLY?!? “Will I get a confirmation?” “Yes, they will call you.” “Thanks.” Hang up.

Oh, in case you forgot, I STILL have no cell service. I call the SO to make sure her phone works and yes it does, but she tells me that it was off for awhile in the morning. I go home. I connect my iPhone to iTunes, nothing. I install the new 2.0 firmware (after a long while given the AT&T/Apple server issues that plagued everyone yesterday). Nothing. Nothing I can do will get me phone service. I pop my SIM into my old unlocked phone. Nothing. So clearly when they moved my SIM info they moved my account off this SIM number and to another. And when they processed the downgrade it wasn’t put back. So this SIM is dead and I now have an iPod Touch basically. Being a cellphone only house, I decide I can’t have this and walk a few blocks to an AT&T branded store to get a new SIM or have mine reactivated. $25. Hell no. Because it’s not a corporate store I have to pay. So I walk. And resign myself to waiting in line at AT&T.

AT&T was supposed to have more units available at 10 AM. So I get to AT&T around 5:15 today and am 9th in line. Of course I’m assuming their standard line will be I can only buy one, in which case if they tell me that they’ll have stock tomorrow I’ll be in line again to get the SO’s phone. I have no idea if I’ll walk out of here today with a phone. I’m not hopeful that it’ll be easy.

UPDATE: Can it really be an update if I never published the post? Regardless here’s where I stand on 7.20, a week later. I was roughly 17th in line. I got to the door of the store around 10:50. (There was all sorts of other kinds of drama, but I’m leaving this post about the iPhone experience itself.) They had announced they only had 20 phones. I knew in my heart of hearts it would not be good. I figured a handful of each variety. And based on conversations held all morning, most of the people ahead of me were looking for various 16gb phones. So then I get in. Of course off the bat, no white iPhones. And by now, only 8gb models left. So I’m given the option of ordering. And the AT&T sales guy “cuts me a break” by letting me order 2 rather than 1 and being in line to do it again (though looking at my store’s orders online, appears I wasn’t all that special as a few people got to order multiples).

So I placed an order for 1 16gb white and 1 16gb black. I was told 7-10 business days.  Oh, here’s the good part.  Though I didn’t get confirmation of it from the guy I talked to first, the charge DID ring up with the upgrade eligible discount, so I guess that was fixed after all. The SO’s white was delivered 7.17, so good on AT&T for before the estimated date. I’m still sitting here without my iPhone. Based on the internet scraper sites, I’m first in line now for orders that haven’t been fulfilled at my store. So I’m hopeful that I’ll have my black 16gb phone early this week.

Still at the end of the day, I had my hands on the two phones I wanted on launch day. AT&T made a complete debacle of my account and as such prevented me from purchasing said phones and created this week long ordeal. I’m not as crazy as some of the other people waiting, I mentally prepared myself to have to wait the full 10 business days. I’m not angry about the wait so much as the reason I have to wait in the first place.

I’ll update again when I finally get my phone. I should make this an “Am I too Angry” thing, but I haven’t bothered to seek out better poll software.