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Movie review: I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

[DVD]

The trailer made this seem like a cute little romantic comedy. With a few nice quips and zingers and whatnot. Umm, not really. Well it was supposed to be a romantic comedy, but it was boring. Any any clever lines were already shown in the trailer. This was written and directed by Jeff Garland. It shows a little promise on the writing front, but I just don’t know if Garland is feature material. He was believable in a sad sack, Paul Giamatti sort of way, but I was honestly just bored throughout this movie. Sarah Silverman played the same role she always plays. And nice to see Bonnie Hunt. But totally forgettable movie.

Movie review: Duplicity

For some reason I don’t think the reunion of Clive Owen and Julia Roberts was as big a deal as when she got back with Richard Gere and Hector Elizondo in Runaway Bride [DVD]. Duplicity is a clever caper-romance movie. Though for an entertaining caper flick, it certainly moves at a leisurely pace. I’m not sure exactly what it was though. Perhaps the stylized split screen transitions? Or maybe the repetitive nature of the dialogue? Whatever the reason it felt every minute of it’s roughly 2 hour run time.

Julia Roberts seems to have a love/hate thing going for her. In these binary terms, I fall in the love camp. I think she’s not a great actress, nor is she drop dead gorgeous. But I think she’s just very winning. Very likable. While she plays one of the main characters, I don’t think the role is as juicy as Clive Owens’s character. He’s allowed to play a large range of emotions and manages to make them believable. Also, for what it’s worth, the man can wear a suit, and while I’m a fan of Daniel Craig’s Bond, I think Clive Owens would’ve been great in the role as had been rumored pre-Craig.

Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti are excellent as they usually are. Giamatti really bites into his role, chews a little scenery, but that’s okay. Wilkinson plays the kind of character his character in Michael Clayton [Blu-ray | DVD] died at the hands of. Wow, that was kind of a shitty sentence. And instead of fixing it, I’m just adding rambling commentary about the poor quality of my writing.

Anyways, kind of slow, but entertaining. Sort of a Mr. and Mrs. Smith [Blu-ray | DVD] meets the Ocean series [Blu-ray | DVD].

Movie review: The Ten

[DVD]

This isn’t a particularly good movie hop over to this web-site. Not even all that funny. A series of ten shorts stories based on the Ten Commandments. They are loosely tied together via overarching characters or plot lines. I think the funniest bit was the animated portion about the Lying Rhino and his amazing poop, or perhaps Winona Ryder and her puppet love. It was an all-star cast of great actors. And could’ve been good, but felt like a missed opportunity.

Movie review: The Hammer

[DVD]

This is a pretty sweet, heartfelt comedy. I don’t know if I believe a 40 year old way out of boxing could hold his own in a regional competition, though I know in boxing more than ever there’s always the so-called “puncher’s chance.”

For a movie of this budget, I thought the fight scenes were pretty impressive, especially the climatic one. This one had a bit of everything: a buddy flick, a romance, and a old-dog-young-pip-rivals-to-friends-mentor-mentee relationship. Usually when a movie tries to incorporate so many elements, I find it falls far short of its goals. This time, perhaps because it is more light-hearted fare, I thought it worked pretty well.

An entertaining flick, nice little diversion for the hour and a half or so it ran.

Movie review: Milk

So let me start by saying I wasn’t familiar, in any great detail, with the story of Harvey Milk prior to the marketing for this movie. I certainly wasn’t as familiar with his story or persona as I was with, say, Ray Charles or Johnny Cash or even Howard Hughes. Now mind you, I wasn’t really familiar with any of them on any real level. I knew of them, but not much.
So there have been tons and tons of biopics lately of varying levels of success. I think the general feeling (maybe a result of the Oscar and the unfortunate passing of Ray Charles during the time) is that Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles in Ray [DVD] is the standard bearer. “Jamie Foxx BECAME Ray Charles” was the basic statement. I wasn’t the biggest fan of Ray. It was a good enough movie, but just didn’t really catch me. But here’s the thing, if Jamie Foxx deserved the Oscar for Ray, then Joaquin Phoenix did just as admirable a job as Johnny Cash the following year in Walk the Line [DVD]. I thought his performance as Johnny Cash was just as deep as Jamie Foxx’s performance. So this is all a long way of saying, I don’t really know how performances of real people are quantified. That said, it’s easier for me to say “wow” to those performances than Sean Penn’s performance as Harvey Milk, if only, because I am familiar with the source people and thus can see the level of mimicry achieved.
This isn’t a knock on Penn’s performance. I think it speaks greatly of it, that I know it’s a true story and find it utterly believable, real, and totally commendable. However, I think the two standout performances in this movie were James Franco and Josh Brolin. Franco kind of plays the same sort of sad guy as he’s done for most of his career, but he does it so well. I thought Brolin played Dan White pitch perfect. The right amount of desperation, ambition, and all of that.
Such a tragic story. But well told in this movie. I don’t know if Sean Penn became Harvey Milk, but this performance is up there on that level for me. I thought some of the choices made by Gus Van Sant were a little boring and cliche, but for the most part, I thought he did a good job with this story.

Movie review: The Nines

[DVD]

I thought the concept of this movie was neat, if slightly unoriginal. I mean a greater power finding humanity so compelling that all is spared, that’s kind of well tread material. I think how they unfolded the mystery of the story was okay. I’m a Ryan Reynolds fan, and as such I’m glad he’s worked toward less base humor kind of material. The movie is a decent enough way to pass the afternoon.

Movie review: Dear Zachary

[DVD]

This is an incredibly powerful movie. Very touching and very sad. It’s a documentary about the aftermath of a murder. The incredible fallout from the death of a man, who apparently was very beloved. I usually don’t bother worrying about spoilers, but I’m not going to get into them here with this movie.

I don’t think the movie itself was particularly well made. I don’t think it’s quite as polished as something like Capturing the Friedmans [DVD], but it doesn’t take away from the emotional impact of the film. I think it’s kind of a messy movie. The fast speech, the editing back and forth of bits, I just don’t think it played as well.

I’d encourage everyone to see this movie. It’s quite powerful.

Movie review: The New World

[DVD]

I don’t exactly know how the math works. If you take the slow pace of, let’s say, Meet Joe Black [DVD] and couple it with the pacing of 99% of Martin Scorcese movies and throw in a measure of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [Blu-ray | DVD] and the resulting movie would probably still be faster than this movie. It’s really slow. Slow for slow’s sake it seems.

I hadn’t heard very many good things about this movie, and that really played out, but what I DID hear was that it was a beautiful movie. And I can forgive a lot of things about a movie if it is visually arresting. I just love looking at pretty pictures. And this movie had some nice shots, but it just wasn’t as gorgeous as it could’ve been, as I thought it would be.

I didn’t think much of the performances by any of the actors. I suppose it was passable. It was a lot of looking mostly sad to a voiceover or overtly slow camera movements.

While I adhere to a 5 star rating system based on Netflix’s system for my queue, from here on out, on the blog, binary. A yes or no. So this movie, no.

Movie review: Rachel Getting Married

[Blu-ray | DVD]

First off, Bill Irwin, the father, is excellent. But on some level he will always be the dancing FBI agent from My Blue Heaven [DVD]. The performances in this movie are so incredible. Top to bottom, from the leads to the small bit parts, everyone played this pitch perfect. The dysfunction feels so real, so painful, the wounds this family has suffered are right there under and then above the surface. And yet, the love they have for each other, the worry, the concern is all there too. And none of it feels far fetched or contrived.

I’ve never been part of a group quite this dysfunctional, but it all feels right. I don’t have these kinds of problems in my family, but I can understand the hurt and simultaneous love. I don’t quite have the words. I think this movie didn’t get its due during the award season. I don’t know how often I’d rewatch this movie, but I’m honestly consider buying it. I could just keep my Netflix copy forever, but there are too many movies on my queue to sacrifice a spot like that.

I compare movies to other movies all the time. The feelings they give me and such. This movie, in a way reminds me of Revolutionary Road. I think this movie is better than Revolutionary Road (though I did enjoy that movie). It’s just in both I think the feelings, the relationships, while representing extremes, are real. You can just feel it. It makes for a lovely movie, even when almost uncomfortable. In fact, I think Rachel Getting Married amplifies it by using a videography/cinema verite/documentary camera style. You feel like you are intruding on this family.

Wow. Just wow.

Movie review: Shattered

[ DVD]

This was a pretty typical twist thriller. It pretty much jumps right into the random violence, what’s-going-on-here thrill ride. I didn’t really get the tense feeling of time and necessity required of this kind of movie. The ending was a little bit of a surprise. The “first” ending was only a mild surprise, then the “second” ending was a bit more surprising. It’s a bit unrealistic to think someone would go through all of this as a “simple” revenge setup. Then I think, “maybe not.” Maybe rich people are just crazy when left to their own devices and such.

If I didn’t get the necessary tension from this movie, I guess that says what it needs to about the performances by Maria Bello, Gerard Butler, and Pierce Brosnan, the plot, and the dialogue. It was passable. Might be able to pass an afternoon with it on, but not something I’d make an effort to see. Even if the effort is putting in my Netflix queue (which I obviously did, otherwise I’d not have reviewed it). Even so, umm, yeah, buy it via that Amazon affiliate link above. As Principal Skinner once said, “Prove me wrong, children, prove me wrong.”